April 2007
2 posts
March 2007
34 posts
“Our study reveals that Americans need to feel ‘in control,’ but at...”
– Americans Believe Expressing Emotions is Healthy, Although Few Do It Often, Study Finds - EarthTimes.org 3/23/07
“Cute girls in spring dresses will be the death of me.”
– Interior dialogue of the author
A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined...
MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy.
DAD: O.K.
GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry.
DAD: Me, too. When it was over, I had sex.
UNCLE: I’m having sex right now.
DAD: We all are.
MOM: Let’s talk about which kid I like the best.
DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won’t tell.
MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell.
FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what! My voice is pretty loud!
DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.
MOM: I’m angry! I’m angry all of a sudden!
DAD: I’m angry, too! We’re angry at each other!
MOM: Now everything is fine.
DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good.
MOM: There was a big sex.
FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest!
(Everybody laughs.)
MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I’m crazy!
GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like?
ALL: Yes.
GRANDFATHER: Don’t tell the kids.
“Let’s give rock and roll its fucking balls back.”
– Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll - The Onion 3/20/07
1: do my bidding, intern!
2: so glad you didn't call me your page
1: if I called you my page you might get the impression that you're paid
“95% of the information on the web is written language. It is only logical to say...”
– Web Design is 95% Typography (1)
“Sterling has serious concerns about the technology world’s obsession with...”
– Bruce Sterling gives blogs 10 years to live - The Guardian 3/15/07
“27 years of nothing but failures and promises I couldn’t keep, oh Lord, I...”
– “Let It Ride” Ryan Adams
Happy 3.14 →
“Occasionally we’re surprised into laughing at something funny, but most laughter...”
– What’s So Funny? Well, Maybe Nothing - NYT 3/13/07
Three Hypotheses of Human Interface Design →
“Because philosophy arises from awe, a philosopher is bound in his way to be a...”
– St. Thomas Aquinas
ds: i'm unemployed
ds: hehe
jk: oh crap!
jk: I'm sorry
ds: meh, i'm kinda happy about it
ds: i hated that job
jk: well that's okay then, I guess
ds: gives me reason to find somethig i actually want to do
jk: yeah
jk: like pimpin'
ds: hahaha
ds: i'm gonna start hussling
jk: I heard that it ain't easy
jk: but can be quite fun
ds: i can do it
jk: that'd actually be a funny sight
jk: little white chick cuttin' someone up for shortin' her on her take
jk: best pimp ever because no one would expect it
jk: like a ninja
jk: ninja pimp!
ds: exactly
ds: who would suspect that little german girl to be the number 1 hussler
jk: I would now
ds: i trust my secret is safe with you
ds: unless you wanna try on a columbian necktie
jk: I hope you mean the blend of coffee as opposed to the sweet method of disemneckment
jk: and if there isn't a coffee drink called "columbian necktie" there should be
“Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a...”
– Penn Jillette
